Funny Petitions That Actually Made It To The White House Will Have You Questioning Americans

#1 Ban Men From Driving

This petition aimed its sights at men who drive and intended to stop them from doing just that. Here’s what it said:

“If straight men (and men of other sexual orientations who are attracted to women) can be distracted by the mere sight of a woman’s thigh, then it is a public safety hazard to allow them to operate vehicles that weigh thousands of pounds at up to 75 mph past these inevitable distractions.”

Take that men. Too bad it didn’t get anywhere near congress.

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