Facts People Didn’t Learn Until Embarrassingly Late

#1 It’s True

And we thought this was a list about things that were NOT true. This one is totally, 1000% a thing.

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#2 Avril Thanks You

Do you know how many inconsiderate little turds kept Avril up, singing her album on loop when they fell asleep with the CD still playing?

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#3 Just Taking a Jizz Here

What if he knew exactly the difference between whiz and jizz and was actually going to take a jizz? Just something to think about.

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