So you wake up in the morning and you don’t feel great about yourself. You don’t feel like you look good in any of your clothes, you feel like you haven’t slept in a month and you just aren’t having a great day. You know what you should do to make yourself feel better? Head on down to Walmart, where the people are so weird and wonderful that you’ll feel a whole lot better about yourself in no time! Here are some of the most bizarre people we’ve ever seen wandering the aisles of everyone’s favourite store.
1. Is that hair or a wild animal?
Seriously, if you told me that thing was alive I’d believe you.
2. That purse does NOT match the wig
Or do you think that’s their real hair?
3. This person is preparing to face those mind controlling aliens
Are mind controlling aliens particularly fond of bear paws?
4. Do they count as shorts if they only cover half of your butt at best?
It looks like there’s a serious wedgie happening right there.
5. This is a two for one offer!
Two hideous outfits for the price of one! What a bargain!
6. Don’t you hate it when you wake up in the morning and forget to get out of bed?
I hear that bed sheets are really in this year.
7. Please tell me this was a Halloween costume
There’s no way somebody went out like this on purpose, right? RIGHT?!
8. I don’t like to assume people’s gender but…
I couldn’t even begin to make a decision on this one.
9. Why do they need suspenders?
I’m not being funny but if those shorts fell down you’d have the perfect excuse to get rid of them and never speak of them again for the rest of your life.
10. Where are this lady’s… oh.
I know my boobs are sagging as I get older but that’s something else!
11. Who needs a bluetooth headset?
This guy has a much better way of making handsfree calls and it doesn’t look silly AT ALL!
12. When your bed hair is so bad that you decide to just go with it
I think she’s just trying to ignore it and hope it’ll go away.
13. There’s so much wrong with this.
Why did you have to take that out in public with you? WHY?!
14. This is the happiest day of my life!
I mean, what little girl doesn’t grow up dreaming of a big Walmart wedding?
15. If you ever see this again you’ll know you’re in hell
I think that hell is the only place aside from Walmart that would allow this fashion monstrosity!
16. Sometimes you just forget that pants are a thing
And you know what you do on those days? Head straight to Walmart, of course!
17. Attitude loading, you guys! I’m so funny!
This person is way too hilarious for Walmart, clearly.
Who’s the weirdest person you’ve ever seen out in public? Have you ever seen any Walmart horrors? Let us know in the comments and don’t forget to share this article with your friends and family!